someone at the door: rings doorbell
me: dives to the floor like I'm being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave.
me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
Some girls say they're not pretty,
boo-you: Because they know someone’s gonna come & say ”Shut up, you know you are”. But some girls say they’re not pretty not because they’re looking for attention but because that’s how they feel. They compare themselves & see what others don’t. We see someone beautiful, but they see stretch marks, gut hanging out, small bodily features that wouldn’t catch the average guy’s eye. That’s...
laughingstation: when you actually do your homework but leave it at home
pitchblackglow: One thing I will never understand is morning people
Me half the time: I just want to cuddle up with you and watch cute movies and look into your eyes and tell you I love you and kiss you lots and then fall asleep in your arms.
Me half of the time: I just want to rip off your clothes and get pushed against the wall with my arms pinned up and make out and push you onto your bed and we can fuck the shit out of each other, ok.