lnfamy: sexting is so weird i did it once and the guy was getting really into it and i was eating a pack of doritos and playing final fantasy
getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
bleu: have you ever seen someone so hot that you dont belive they are even real
autumnseeds: why am I not one of those bloggers that attracts millions of anons every day
vocaroo: fffcuk: i want a pixel icon!!!!!!!!!! someone make one of me
assiest: sex-doesnt-alarm-me: assiest: i am 41 cheetos tall Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos? we were out of doritos
gayisnotasynonymforjalex: she hit da floor (she hit da floor) next thing ya know shawty died
gorgeousdarren: When you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident.
180mph: vaspim: lameborghini: asking for nudes over snapchat is a dumb idea nigga how you gon masturbate in 10 seconds or less smh Is this a challenge *Sonic X theme song starts playing*
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
bootipop: Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room
andrewbreitel: reblog if ur a fuckin piece of shit
burningbrigids: carry-on-my-wayward-castiel: mspgay: snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: aaaaalrighty-then: snorlaxatives: why is being alive so expensive You spelled “suck” wrong. ??????????????????????????????? i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say why is being alive so suck why is being alive suck why is suck suck is being alive so expensive why suck so...
rnemes: reblog if u want to kiss someone or have just stolen a lion from a zoo
swagony: wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas